MURICA!

"71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter) 07/04/2014 at 14:38 • Filed to: None

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There are 2 types of countries, those who use the metric system, and those that have landed men on the moon. Happy MURICA day everyone!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 07/04/2014 at 14:43

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(except for Burma and Liberia don't use it either)

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/04/2014 at 14:46

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Question: Why aren't there any Knock Knock jokes about America?

LappingLuke > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/04/2014 at 14:47

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Well clearly they aren't countries then!

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 07/04/2014 at 14:48

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BECAUSE

Cé hé sin > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 07/04/2014 at 14:48

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(except for Britain, Australia, Canada and New Zealand who weren't using it at the time)

Roberto G. > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 07/04/2014 at 14:55

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Incomplete. There are two types of Countries: those who use the metric system and whose genius once discovered the Country that will send men on the moon, and those that were discovered by a man from a Country that invented the modern world, and since they're very rich and powerful were able to land men on the moon. They did it because their Country was discovered by an Italian. And it's a fact that if Italy was rich as the USA, could have sent men to the moon a lot earlier. It's a fact. That is. Deal with it. Oh, and merry 4th of July to you all!!

thebigbossyboss > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/04/2014 at 15:33

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Liberia doesn't use it ....BECAUSE MURICA! Muricans ran Liberia and thus used imperial.

Spoon II > Cé hé sin 07/04/2014 at 16:37

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History is fun and useful! Now start building space vehicles again, they were awesome. You guys are currently pretty stuck on earth.

DipodomysDeserti > Roberto G. 07/04/2014 at 18:32

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1. Columbus didn't discover the United States, he discovered part of North America, mostly the Caribbean.

2. The parts he did discover were done under the Spanish crown, as Italy was a hodge podge of kingdoms up until the middle of the 19th century. The US already had time to partake in a civil war by the time Italy became a nation.

3. Most of what now makes up the US were discovered by Spanish dudes.

4. Spain couldn't have landed a man on the moon if their tapas depended on it.

5. Fuck metric, it's all about the SI system now.

Roberto G. > DipodomysDeserti 07/04/2014 at 18:41

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Yes, dear!